Wednesday, June 21, 2006

from the Little Book of Wrong Shui

Storing sugar in the salt cellar and salt in the sugar bowl will help to discourage complacency in many ways.

Plants with pointy leaves are bad for you. So are friends with pointy faces. Avoid both.

If your toast always lands butter-side down, plan ahead. Butter the other side instead.

That Sinking Feeling: the all too familiar combination of impatience and frustration encountered when trying to find something in the cupboard under the sink. Eliminate the problem by fitting your sink in the floor.

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