1. Oh, I can't wait until I have a holiday.
2. That the light's not working is the first thing I see when I open my refrigerator.
3. I never leave home without my camera.
4. If I were a condiment, I would be a mutant pickle because I'm bitter and twisted.
5. The rudeness of people who don't understand that I don't have an unlimited supply of dollar coins for their laundry is really high up on my list of pet peeves.
6. The last thing I thought of before I went to bed was I think I'll go to bed.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to watching the Saints, who may or may not win, tomorrow my plans include work and Sunday, I want to be warm!
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