Survey Addicts Anonymous

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Do you wear slippers? When it's cold, yes.

How many pictures are in your living room? One big print and dozens of photos

Do you wear a bra to bed at night? No

Do you ever watch Brady Bunch reruns? No.

Are you allergic to anything? Penicillin

When was the last time you called in sick? 2 or 3 weeks ago when I sliced my finger

Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes

What is your favorite snack food? Cheese

Do you think you have a big butt? No need to think -yes.

Would you like to look like your mom when you are her age? No, but I hope I have her energy.

Have you ever seen a tornado? No

Do you think Barack Obama is sexy? No

If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first? '59 Les Paul

What time is it right now? 10.18pm

Are you pregnant? No

Have you ever been pregnant? Yes

Do you like men who wear pink shirts and flip-flops? Not at the same time

How many pairs of shoes do you own? Including my thongs, five.

Do you think you are a hypocondriac? No

Do you own a dictionary? Yes

Where was the last place you went on vacation? Queenscliff

Do you talk about your friends behind their back? Only the good stuff

Are you actually fat but are in complete denial about it? Yes but there's no denial about it.

What color is your mouse pad? N/A

Does your kitchen have a theme? Chaos

Do you like to mow the yard? Pffft, no.

Are you addicted to using Febreze? I don't know what Febreze is, so no.

What is your ring size? No idea

When was the last time you consumed alcohol? About an hour ago.

Do you know someone who gets food stamps? No. We don't have them here.

Do you have a basement in your home? No

Are you still in love with 1 of your exes? No

Any big plans for the summer? Who knows, so far away.

What is your favorite comfort food? Alcohol

Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus? Broccoli

What color are your bedroom walls? Peachy

Who do you live with? The boss, his girlfriend (off and on), his dad.

Which Star Wars movie is your favorite? None

How about Harry Potter? Haven't seen them all so probably the first, cos I know I've seen that one.

What was the last movie you saw in theatres? Mr Brooks

Did you get the popcorn or the candy? Neither

What is the most romantic text in your inbox? Hahahaha! Yeah right.

Have you ever played miniature golf on a date? No

What's a phrase you overuse? Fuck it.

Where do you buy most of your shoes? Rebel Sports

Do you always use good grammer? Yes.

Do you have an accent or a speach impediment? I think not but people overseas might think I have an Ocker accent.

What did you eat today? Grilled fish for lunch, spinach and ricotta pasta for dinner.

What do you do at work? Sell used books, occasionally.

Do you know the rules to any sports? Yes

Do you prefer to watch or play sports? Tennis - play. Others - watch.

What is your favorite kind of hat to wear? Don't wear hats.

Do you pray? No

Who do you pray to? No-one.

What is the closest mountain to your house? Mount Dandenong

When is the next time you will move? No idea.

Isn't there something better you could be doing right now? At 10.30pm, probably.

Is there anything good on TV? not now.

Does your significant other have a myspace? N/A

What is your dream marriage proposal? The one the man of my dreams comes up with.

What are your nicknames and who gave them to you? Jules - family. Jewels - the boss (he can't spell), Strahanie - what I was known as when I was still teaching.

How often do you wear jewelery? Rarely.

What size engine is in your vehicle? 1800cc

What do you need to do tomorrow? Sell books

Who do you hope never to see again? My ex-boss, the principal at ESC. Bastard!

Which friend of yours lives the farthest away? Shirl.